Which would you rather?

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07/02/2020 at 09:49 • Filed to: None

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It’s not a genuine mini moke though. It’s a modern low-speed electric one made by Moke America.


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 10:02

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If I’m renting it I’ll take the Mini. If I’m owning it I’ll take the E lect -M oke


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CalzoneGolem
07/02/2020 at 10:04

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According to Moke America it can only go 25mph and has a 40 mile range. Basically a bigger golf cart.


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 10:05

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As long as we Moke America Great, I’m fine.

But, seriously, I’ve got a yearning for a first Gen Nuevo Mini in exactly that shade of blue.  It will break my heart but I desire it.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 10:05

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I stick by my decisions.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CalzoneGolem
07/02/2020 at 10:07

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And it costs as much as a Fiesta ST or a base Jetta.


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 10:07

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Mini for sure, but I'm biased


Kinja'd!!! facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 10:08

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I’ll take the Mini please.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
07/02/2020 at 10:10

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It's guaranteed to be an auto


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 10:11

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But so is the Moke?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 10:13

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And the frozen yogurt is also cursed? 


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CalzoneGolem
07/02/2020 at 10:15

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It is cursed just by virtue of being frozen yogurt.

But you get your choice of toppings at least.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 10:16

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That’s bad.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 10:32

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Moke. Of course.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 10:34

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Moke for the day, Mini for the long run.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 10:41

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What purpose is a moke without farty exhaust note, I ask you.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 10:57

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If that's a fake Moke, as you say....then I'll take that awesome Subaru Impreza Outback wagon in the background plz and thanks.


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 11:04

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Ill take the subaru


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 11:10

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I was going to say “I’ll take the crab juice!” but an electric Moke might be kinda awesome.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
07/02/2020 at 11:19

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It goes 25mph and costs as much as a Fiesta ST


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 11:21

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Neither, thanks. Owned enough minis in my lifetime.


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 11:31

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Alright then. I’ll take the crab juice.

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Kinja'd!!! Brickman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 12:31

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I’d definitely take the Subaru Impreza wagon :P


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/02/2020 at 16:36

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The Subaru 


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/03/2020 at 07:02

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impreza in the back ground plz